April 1st Pinnacles Climbers Weigh-in.

[clink]

 

still need an onsight bonus.  So far this season my onsight and lead are only one letter grade apart.

 No feedback, so an onsight shall gain a climbers full body weight as a bonus.

 Example; A 150 lb climber who onsights a 5.10a shall have 1500 plus 150 bonus points for a total of 1650 points.


 Please use your weight to the nearest pound to factor points. I'm afraid BAP may have opened the door I left unlocked to the use of grams, all types of quarks and/or pick any number of photons.

[Brad Young]

^^^

I think we could all probably agree that BAP is actually some sort of quark. Anyone disagree?

[clink]

 In a vampires world, somewhere between an enormous splinter and a five foot and change stake.

[clink]

I might pay to see that one.

 Yes you might, since the person's attorneys who are going to be depositing me, has garnered enough fame, as to be household name. With my wandering mind, I will have to rehearse a bit to stay on the facts.

 JC, I made a geological gaffe. Could you hear the dragging?

[mungeclimber]

Hey, she'd be fun on your side in a deposition!!

"Did you just fail to address my client with the word 'sir'? F#$K YOU [insert name]."

"Did you just interrupt my client? F#$K YOU [insert name]."

I might pay to see that one.

LOL, gotta love a good Brad sandbag reach problem when climbing with BAP.

[clink]

 Clink 203

 The winner is Clink!

 Wait that’s wrong, the winner with the highest points is BAP at 20400!
A first, second place, Brad pounding it away at 2,079!
Third is a busy F4 at 1,788
Forth is Zay at respectable 1,741.5
Fifth is Clink, who did get a bag of coal once.

Try to guess how the numbers were reached or there is always next year

[F4?]

Yeah I’ve dropped 20-25 lbs since the start of COVID.

I just didn’t not have time to get on harder stuff.

Nothing like walking up little J thinking the holds feel large!

I just need to grow a beard and wear glasses.
Wait I am wearing glasses….oh no!!!

[BAP]

Hooray!

[mynameismud]

Wait, I am third at 1881.  Plus, a 1,000 point on sight bonus.

[F4?]

U are ineligible being in Washington!
Denied!

[mynameismud]

DIE