Fungusamongus came up and your route to the top of the first mushroom. We're going out there tomorrow, I'm gonna try to talk others into doing the jump across "route."
I hope the others maintain their sense and dignity.
I am curious as to your assessment of the "One giant leap for a man, one small notation for mankind". I know you calculated the feasibility at the time and would not have survived thus far if you had been the type to try a leap off the Eiffel Tower (1912), but you are slightly less aerodynamic now and have incrementally accrued more mass that will vibrate the pillar more on impact.
Better have a scientist, geologist and your personal trainer double check the algorithms. They will probably suggest wearing a helmet, knee pads, cushioned shoes and possibly a sports bra, for safety and to reduce vibration.
Sorry I didn't make it, I forgot we are heading to SoCal today.