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Re: You know you are in Kentucky when...
« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2022, 05:28:29 AM »

Poor Julius came here to climb for a few days.
It rained two of the three days and now when it is time for him to leave the weather is perfect.

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Re: You know you are in Kentucky when...
« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2022, 12:47:05 PM »
I suspected that this would be true.

But in order to thrash me, they'd have to come to California. And since "they" are irrationally terrified of earthquakes, I'm very, very safe.

P.S. I'd rather be in an earthquake than a tornado any day.

I don't know about that Brad.  I grew up in the midwest and the thing about a tornado vs an earthquake is you usually get a little bit of a warning.  Either conditions are ripe for a possible tornado (think a hot day that suddenly gets very cool, with ominous black/purple clouds in the vicinity) or there is a general "tornado watch" or tornado warning" posted.  With an earthquake they just happen out of the blue, like a jump-scare in a horror movie.

Having experienced both I'd say the earthquake is seconds of sheer terror, (though the big one I think would be days of terror with the after shocks and general break down of society), while the twister is a lingering building fear. 

Having actually seen a couple tornados on the ground I will admit they have a fear and almost monster like quality that you can see with your own eyes.  Being outside with the nearest shelter hundreds of yards away and seeing a twister bearing down on you does induce a severe "oh shit" moment.  Ironically that incident was in Boulder, CO where tornados are very very rare.

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Re: You know you are in Kentucky when...
« Reply #22 on: May 29, 2022, 08:48:36 AM »

You get White Castle instead of In-N-Out

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Re: You know you are in Kentucky when...
« Reply #23 on: May 30, 2022, 05:20:14 AM »
 When somebody shows y’all what they’re talk’g ‘bout by jist draw’g it for y’all with a stick, in the dirt.
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Re: You know you are in Kentucky when...
« Reply #24 on: May 30, 2022, 07:14:44 AM »

When you comment about how soft a piece of your clothing feels and someone says "Let me feel of it".
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Re: You know you are in Kentucky when...
« Reply #25 on: May 30, 2022, 08:59:22 AM »
An old friend of mine from Kentucky who has lived in Idaho the last 30 years (also a former guidebook author for the Red River Gorge) posted this and reminded me how much I miss watching Bill.

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Along these same lines

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You have to be able to explain The Birds and The Bees…the bees and the bees…the birds and the birds…the birds that used to be bees…the bees that used to be birds…the birds that look like bees…plus bees that look like birds but still have a stinger…
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Re: You know you are in Kentucky when...
« Reply #26 on: May 30, 2022, 10:25:54 AM »
 Watch out for those stingers

 I advised my daughter Ruth yesterday that when she is working her night job and there is a man in the house, to print up business cards for a supposed side business eradicating snakes from properties.
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Re: You know you are in Kentucky when...
« Reply #27 on: May 31, 2022, 08:11:11 AM »

Sweating does nothing to cool you off.

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Re: You know you are in Kentucky when...
« Reply #28 on: June 01, 2022, 03:47:23 PM »
 So, when using the outhouse, after last years corn husks and cobs, and vegetation within easy reach of the door is gone, what do you use? I would of thought newspapers, but you don’t read.
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Re: You know you are in Kentucky when...
« Reply #29 on: June 02, 2022, 12:40:27 PM »
^^^
Newspaper would result in inky ass (nothing like swamp ass).

I read when I need to.

P.S. You can't make fun of KY unless you are equally hillbilly...oh wait...you are! :yesnod: :out: :prrr: :ciappa:

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Re: You know you are in Kentucky when...
« Reply #30 on: June 02, 2022, 12:44:19 PM »

They fry apples.
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Re: You know you are in Kentucky when...
« Reply #31 on: June 02, 2022, 01:49:44 PM »

The local weatherman says it's going to be "plum comfortable"
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Re: You know you are in Kentucky when...
« Reply #32 on: June 02, 2022, 05:58:52 PM »
KY. The Lube State?
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Re: You know you are in Kentucky when...
« Reply #33 on: June 02, 2022, 06:03:06 PM »

 If your super sweaty, no lube needed. So what months is a Kentuckian not super sweaty?
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Re: You know you are in Kentucky when...
« Reply #34 on: June 02, 2022, 06:45:10 PM »
 Did you know that Kentucky doesn’t have a “State Nut”?

 You really should campaign to be elected as the State Nut while you are there. A visor could then be the State Shell. Hillbilly to hillbilly advice.
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Re: You know you are in Kentucky when...
« Reply #35 on: June 02, 2022, 07:25:58 PM »

 Did you know that Kentucky doesn’t have a “State Nut”?

 You really should campaign to be elected as the State Nut while you are there. A visor could then be the State Shell. Hillbilly to hillbilly advice.


I think we are already dealing with the state nuts. Or maybe the peas. Two in a pod.

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Re: You know you are in Kentucky when...
« Reply #36 on: June 03, 2022, 04:12:32 AM »
Did you know that Kentucky doesn’t have a “State Nut”?
 You really should campaign to be elected as the State Nut while you are there. A visor could then be the State Shell. Hillbilly to hillbilly advice.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

They would never let a buckeye be the state nut.
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Re: You know you are in Kentucky when...
« Reply #37 on: June 03, 2022, 04:15:02 AM »
KY. The Lube State?

Reminds me of the time I first gave kyqueener a hard time on here.
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Re: You know you are in Kentucky when...
« Reply #38 on: June 03, 2022, 04:18:36 AM »
If your super sweaty, no lube needed. So what months is a Kentuckian not super sweaty?

That is debatable - especially when you consider the average weight of folks round here.

Maybe you can come up with another meanderthalic formula for computing that one.
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Re: You know you are in Kentucky when...
« Reply #39 on: June 06, 2022, 01:57:14 PM »
The newsperson reports the death of Bon Jovi's bass player and pronounces bass like the fish - then proceeds to another story and says something happened on accident.

We need a pistol to the head emoji.


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