5'4", 103 lbs, female, and just turned 19 yesterday
Following are important stats of my bikes:
Road bike: 2006 Specialized Tarmac Comp with triple crankset. Painted red with white handle bar wrap and white letters on down tubes.
Mountain bike: Old Specialized Stumpjumper. Painted silver. For all I know, it weighs heavier than Mr Mud's, and the handle bar is wider than his. Right now, both brakes are out of alignment and the rear brake lever has been busted.
I'll update if something has changed.