Author Topic: 2008 Masters of Mud Quotes (Read 19112 times)

The Big · « **on:** February 12, 2008, 11:54:39 AM »

We have seen Alex's 2005 and 2007 collections of climbers' quotes. A great idea is meant to be stolen. Let this thread be a place holder for the words that make you chuckle.

mudworm · « **Reply #1 on:** February 12, 2008, 11:56:26 AM »

Okay, I'll start.

F4: Why did you do Astroman and the Rostrum the same day?

Mud: Ummm... Because we could?

F4: Shouldn't it have been better to spread them out a little?

F4? · « **Reply #2 on:** February 12, 2008, 01:45:46 PM »

Quote

Okay, I'll start.

F4: Why did you do Astroman and the Rostrum the same day?
Mud: Ummm... Because we could?
F4: Shouldn't it have been better to spread them out a little?

Couldn't resist since Mr Mud said it so non-chalantly.

mynameismud · « **Reply #3 on:** February 12, 2008, 03:51:50 PM »

How about this.
I don't what to try again I just want to come down and continue throwing my tantrum.

mudworm · « **Reply #4 on:** February 12, 2008, 04:21:23 PM »

You better put the source of the quote there. I don't want people to misinterpret you know.

mynameismud · « **Reply #5 on:** February 12, 2008, 05:15:22 PM »

Don't worry most everyone knows that my quotes come from an inbred redneck @#$%^

mungeclimber · « **Reply #6 on:** February 12, 2008, 05:39:05 PM »

Things that live in mud are hardy and elusive.
- Feral Rat

mudworm · « **Reply #7 on:** February 14, 2008, 09:34:16 AM »

Here is another one, although not climbing related.

(eating dinner at home)
- What is this?

Hair in the bowl just cannot be tolerated!

- Huh

let me see.... you mean this short straight blond hair?...OMG, honey, are you shedding?

Brad Young · « **Reply #8 on:** February 14, 2008, 10:02:11 AM »

OK, I'll try one (unrelated to climbing):

Husband: "Holy crap, I can't believe that in August I'll be married to a 50 year old woman."

Wife: "With an attitude like that, you may have nothing to worry about."

I'll let the reader fill in the names.

mynameismud · « **Reply #9 on:** February 14, 2008, 01:13:54 PM »

We have lots of outdoors climbers here.

Guess where.

F4? · « **Reply #10 on:** February 14, 2008, 01:43:30 PM »

"Are you setting routes?"

mudworm · « **Reply #11 on:** February 14, 2008, 03:33:03 PM »

(Text Messaging Inbox)

Message 22: Happy Halloween!

Message 23: Er uh, Valentine's.

mudworm · « **Reply #12 on:** February 25, 2008, 08:52:58 PM »

Another one not related to climbing.

One Englishman in my jogging group was talking about how fuzzy his six year old little girl was when he took her skiing this weekend -- one minute too cold, and next too warm, goggles uncomfortable, that kind of things. After a short pause, he said, "... Poor guy. Some day, some poor guy has to deal with all that sh*t!"

mudworm · « **Reply #13 on:** March 12, 2008, 09:25:55 AM »

I read this line on MTBR forum and thought the masters of mud here would appreciate it.

The Irish 7 course meal is a 6 pack and a potato, so should be pretty simple to set up.

salad · « **Reply #14 on:** March 12, 2008, 06:58:50 PM »

dem irish is lightweights!

mudworm · « **Reply #15 on:** June 25, 2008, 08:57:41 AM »

- What are we doing this July 4th weekend?
- Oh, I don't know... Haven't thought about it.
- How about we climb at Pinnacles one day, camp at Coe, and ride at Coe the next day?
- Ohhhh... Pinnacles, Coe, camping... are you trying to talk dirty to me?

-

mungeclimber · « **Reply #16 on:** June 26, 2008, 08:43:30 AM »

hahaha

mudworm · « **Reply #17 on:** July 15, 2008, 08:31:01 AM »

This past weekend at Downieville Classic XC mountain biking race, Mud and I both surprised ourselves by placing 1st and 2nd in our corresponding classes. Mud was in Master age group this year. (I was in Senior age group, but I'd rather not mention it.) Since then, life has become a bit tough for me. Every time I ask him do something, he says, "You should ask, 'Master, could you please...'" And every time we have a disagreement over something, he says, "See, that's the difference between 1st and 2nd.

"

mynameismud · « **Reply #18 on:** July 15, 2008, 08:43:57 AM »

mudworm · « **Reply #19 on:** August 11, 2008, 10:31:22 AM »

Up on a wall. Mud was 50 feet above me grunting. His feet hurt in his new climbing shoes. The awkward chimney didn't help either, but it was 5.7 (5.8?), so there was no danger. Sun on my back, a light breeze brushing my neck, I felt very content and comfortable. Out of impulse, I did what any content person would do -- I looked up and shouted.

- Honey...
- What?
- I love you!

-

(Brief pause) You say that to everyone right before they are about to die.
-

Hahaha...

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Author Topic: 2008 Masters of Mud Quotes (Read 19112 times)